What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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hi michael

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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womans having rights.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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