What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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how man

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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