- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

it was all Tagart

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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