How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what is 3+3= 8

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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