- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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