Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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