Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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