- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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