A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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