- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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