it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Oh, go away

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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