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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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