Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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