- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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