your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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