- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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