Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

People...

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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