How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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