- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Poker? I barely even know her.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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