Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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