Who's gay? Justin Beaver

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A lot eh?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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