Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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people magazine

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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