why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Anti Joke

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