- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A lot eh?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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