A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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