Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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