- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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