What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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