- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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