How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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i like turtles

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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