- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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