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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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