Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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