- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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