Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

13 =B you just learned something

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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