- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

This is my favorite antijoke.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A miserable man committed suicide.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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