- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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