- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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