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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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