- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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