Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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