Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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