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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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