- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man died.

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