- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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