- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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