- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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