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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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