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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

like most people my age. im 27

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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