- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

you will like this because i am black.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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