Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A gay man watches football.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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