Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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