- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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