- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

were you expecting a joke

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

dallen loves penis

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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