What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Whats cold and frozen? ice

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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