When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Potassium? K.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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