I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A man walks into a bar

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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