Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

civil rights

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

whats a joke

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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