What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

You know what's natural? Bears.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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