- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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