- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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