- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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