- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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