- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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