A man was shot. He died.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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no rasist joks

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Anti Joke

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