Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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