- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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