A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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