- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Justin Bieber.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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