Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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