- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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