- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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