what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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