- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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