What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Your girlfriend.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Justin Bieber

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

The child was fired from his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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