- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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