- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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