What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Where's my baby??

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

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