- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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