- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Obama = ebola

womens rights

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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