What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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RUN

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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