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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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