Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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