- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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