What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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dallen loves penis

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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