Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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