An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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