- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A baby seal walks into a club.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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