- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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