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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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