how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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