How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ross.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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