- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, yup.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Blacks

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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