- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Sloths

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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