what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I think everybody should have a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops