- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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