- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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