What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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a man makes a bad joke

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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