Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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