What's worse than this That :(

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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