- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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