Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Coldpaly is a good band

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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