Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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