What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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