A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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