What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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