- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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