- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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