What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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