What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Obama = ebola

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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