There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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