what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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