- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

360 NO SCOPE

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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