What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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