Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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I <3 Hitler

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Homo say what?

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

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