A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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