An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

He--Hey guys

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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