What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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