A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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