- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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