Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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penis. nuff said.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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