- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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