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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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