what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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