- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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