- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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