Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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