Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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