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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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