A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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