Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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