- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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