Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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