Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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George W. Bush

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Anti Joke

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