Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

America

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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