- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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