How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Happy Monday!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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