- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.